diff --git a/404.html b/404.html
index 4ec19b0..bc0abcf 100644
--- a/404.html
+++ b/404.html
@@ -27,8 +27,8 @@
 <div style="text-align: center;">
     <div style="display: inline-block; text-align: left;">
 <code><span>this_page</span>.<em>not_found</em> = true;</code>
-<code><span>if</span> (<b>you_spelt_it_wrong</b>){<br><span>autocorrect.enable()</span>;<br>}</code>
-<code><span>else if</span> (<b>we_screwed_up</b>){<br><em>alert</em>(<i>"R u lost mate?"</i>);<br><span>window</span>.<em>location</em> = home;<br>}</code>
+<code><span>if</span> (<b>you_spelt_it_wrong</b>){<br><span>autocorrect</span>.<em>enable</em>();<br>}</code>
+<code><span>else if</span> (<b>we_screwed_up</b>){<br><em>alert</em>(<i>"Strewth mate, you're lost! Fair dinkum, why are you here?"</i>);<br><span>window</span>.<em>location</em> = home;<br>}</code>
 
 </div>
     </div>
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
   <script type="text/javascript">
     function callback(){
     return function(){
-        alert("R u lost mate?");
+        alert("Strewth mate, you're lost! Fair dinkum, why are you here?");
         window.location = '/';
     }
 }